56 Amazing Quotes About Sex

Sex has always been somewhat of a contradiction. Everyone knows we’re doing it, everybody loves it, yet no one speaks of it. No matter what sex means to you, it is a beautiful adventure we are all meant to enjoy. 

Here are some quotes about sex you’re bound to love. Some are funny, others sweet, but they’re all guaranteed to light a spark in your partner. So, delve into these great quotes about sex: 

Amazing quotes about sex

1. For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. – Quentin Crisp
2. Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired. – Mae West
3. I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
4. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you. – Anonymous 
5. Sex is more than an act of pleasure. It’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you think you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. – Thom York
6. You can stay, but your clothes must go. – Anonymous 
7. Why should we take sex advice from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! – George Bernard Shaw
8. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top – Anonymous 
9. Sex is emotion in motion. – Mae West
10. Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. – Andy Warhol
11. Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? – Anonymous 
12. You. Me. Bed. Now. – Anonymous 
13. Sex without love is merely a healthy exercise. – Robert A. Heinlein
14. I do what the voices in my underwear tell me to do.
15. It’s hard for me to get used to the changing times, I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns
16. Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
17. Don’t have sex, man. It leads to kissing, and pretty soon, you have to start talking to them. – Anonymous 
18. The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform. – Patricia Briggs
19. Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser. – Anonymous 
20. It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex. – Anonymous 
21. I don’t know the question, but sex is the answer. – Woody Allen
22. I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough. – Anonymous 
23. The best things in life make you sweaty. – Anonymous 
24. It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. – Drew Carey
25. Good sex is like a good bridge. If you don’t have the right partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Mae West
26. Usually, I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping. – Lisa Lampanelli
27. Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. – Woody Allen
28. Ultimately, love is much more important than sex, and sex becomes more astonishing when you’re really in love. – Calvin Klein
29. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anonymous 
30. Food is like sex. When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister
31. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. – Billy Crystal
32. Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it. – Richard Feynman
33. Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right. – Woody Allen
34. The price of shallow sex may be a corresponding loss of capacity for deep love. – Shana Alexander
35. Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t! – Anonymous 
36. Sex is like pizza, even if you do it poorly, it’s still good. – Anonymous 
37. An intellectual is a person who has found one thing that’s more interesting than sex. – Aldous Huxley
38. I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination. – Anonymous 
39. Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. – W.C. Fields
40. Okay, I’ll come in for one drink and maybe sex, but that’s it. – Anonymous
41. Let’s makeout, have sex, cuddle, and have an in-depth talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie, and have sex also. – Anonymous
42. If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’d either be traumatized, sexually aroused, or both. – Anonymous
43. A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both. – Alessandra Torre
44. If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next – Anonymous
45. Sex is like money; only too much is enough. – John Updike
46. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. – Anonymous
47. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the reply, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
48. If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person. – Anonymous.
49. Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free feelings; nasty sex is about blocked emotions. Deepak Chopra
50. I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours. – Anonymous
51. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to destroy ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. – Anonymous
52. It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. – Marge Piercy
53. Sex is hardly ever just about sex. – Shirley MacLaine
54. Love is for the soul, and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction. – Eric Jerome Dickey
55. Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth. – James Redfield
56. The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform. – Patricia Brigg

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