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56 Amazing Quotes About Sex

56 Amazing Quotes About Sex

Sex has always been somewhat of a contradiction. Everyone knows we’re doing it, everybody loves it, yet no one speaks of it. No matter what sex means to you, it is a beautiful adventure we are all meant to enjoy. 

Here are some quotes about sex you’re bound to love. Some are funny, others sweet, but they’re all guaranteed to light a spark in your partner. So, delve into these great quotes about sex

Amazing quotes about sex

  1. For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook. – Quentin Crisp
  2. Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired. – Mae West
  3. I remember the first time I had sex. I kept the receipt. – Groucho Marx
  4. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you. – Anonymous 
  5. Sex is more than an act of pleasure. It’s the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it’s almost breathtaking to the point you think you can’t take it. And at this moment you’re a part of them. – Thom York
  6. You can stay, but your clothes must go. – Anonymous 
  7. Why should we take sex advice from the Pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t! – George Bernard Shaw
  8. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top – Anonymous 
  9. Sex is emotion in motion. – Mae West
  10. Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. – Andy Warhol
  11. Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? – Anonymous 
  12. You. Me. Bed. Now. – Anonymous 
  13. Sex without love is merely a healthy exercise. – Robert A. Heinlein
  14. I do what the voices in my underwear tell me to do.
  15. It’s hard for me to get used to the changing times, I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns
  16. Sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
  17. Don’t have sex, man. It leads to kissing, and pretty soon, you have to start talking to them. – Anonymous 
  18. The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform. – Patricia Briggs
  19. Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser. – Anonymous 
  20. It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex. – Anonymous 
  21. I don’t know the question, but sex is the answer. – Woody Allen
  22. I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough. – Anonymous 
  23. The best things in life make you sweaty. – Anonymous 
  24. It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. – Drew Carey
  25. Good sex is like a good bridge. If you don’t have the right partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Mae West
  26. Usually, I’m on top to keep the guy from escaping. – Lisa Lampanelli
  27. Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. – Woody Allen
  28. Ultimately, love is much more important than sex, and sex becomes more astonishing when you’re really in love. – Calvin Klein
  29. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. – Anonymous 
  30. Food is like sex. When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good. – Beth McCollister
  31. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. – Billy Crystal
  32. Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it. – Richard Feynman
  33. Is sex dirty? Only if you do it right. – Woody Allen
  34. The price of shallow sex may be a corresponding loss of capacity for deep love. – Shana Alexander
  35. Don’t do it behind the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t! – Anonymous 
  36. Sex is like pizza, even if you do it poorly, it’s still good. – Anonymous 
  37. An intellectual is a person who has found one thing that’s more interesting than sex. – Aldous Huxley
  38. I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination. – Anonymous 
  39. Some things are better than sex, and some things are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it. – W.C. Fields
  40. Okay, I’ll come in for one drink and maybe sex, but that’s it. – Anonymous
  41. Let’s makeout, have sex, cuddle, and have an in-depth talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie, and have sex also. – Anonymous
  42. If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’d either be traumatized, sexually aroused, or both. – Anonymous
  43. A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both. – Alessandra Torre
  44. If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next – Anonymous
  45. Sex is like money; only too much is enough. – John Updike
  46. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. – Anonymous
  47. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the reply, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
  48. If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person. – Anonymous.
  49. Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free feelings; nasty sex is about blocked emotions. Deepak Chopra
  50. I want to forget my name while I’m busy moaning yours. – Anonymous
  51. You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to destroy ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. – Anonymous
  52. It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. – Marge Piercy
  53. Sex is hardly ever just about sex. – Shirley MacLaine
  54. Love is for the soul, and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction. – Eric Jerome Dickey
  55. Sexual union is a holy moment in which a part of Heaven flows into the Earth. – James Redfield
  56. The main thing to remember is that making love is at once the silliest and the most sacred act humans can perform. – Patricia Brigg

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